Hello everybody. Take a second, well 8 seconds and watch this video. This little ditty features my friend Dave. This video also features a horny monkey from Thailand. Enjoy.
This little incident happened when our heroic friend Dave decided to intervene in a monkey orgy. The disgruntled male monkey had mounted a little lady monkey and decided it was business time. Dave felt that the little lady didn't want anything to do with that so he drew his bamboo stick and charged the sex fest. I don't think that Dave knew exactly what he was doing because when the monkey turned on him he clearly panics. Turns and runs. His body was moving faster than he legs and literally ran himself into the ground. The bamboo stick didn't even make it breaking in have and rocketing up through the air. Religious pamphlets bursting from his pocket as he somersaults in retreat. Earlier in the day, while Dave was enjoying a fruit smoothie a monkey literally jumped from a wall, drop kicked him in the chest causing him to lose grip of the smoothie and the monkey took the drink and ran. Damn Monkeys.
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